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Completely incomplete
October 21st, 2010
Phrases like this make me giggle. Not school girl giggle, but more of a manly chuckle. Why did I say giggle? oh yeah, it’s A.M. and I don’t drink coffee (it makes my colon schizophrenic).
When you answer a question with the phrase “I’m not entirely sure” the only possible conclusion I can come to is that “you are entirely unsure”. Even though I love using them myself, ambiguous phrases really get my nerves frayed.
I guess not so much by regular people, but when public figures talk ad infinitum about nothing at all, it makes me want to sit in a toilet and expel all the crap I’ve recently been filled with.
So if you hear anyone using ambiguous phrases that is not me, stop listening.
comic from http://www.aperfectworld.org/
Unintended
December 7th, 2009
Ideologies often have some sort of unaccounted irony. I just love this because I am not a fan of vegetarians. Actually, they’re fine, so long as they don’t bother me when I’m biting into my ribeye, but Vegans are just awful people.
If you know a nice vegan, give them a cookie. Tell them it’s vegan, even if it’s chips ahoy. You can secretly chuckle about that forever.
Good ideas
August 23rd, 2009
I can’t tell you how many movies I’ve seen where the bad guys’ headquarters are discreetly located on fifth avenue with a nice shiny modern-looking sign. It doesn’t seem to resonate with their ideas of secrecy, but then again how else would we, as viewers, determine where all the bad guys were? I mean, besides the obvious signs of moral turpitude.
I’m thinking a bright shiny sign for an international crime syndicate makes about as much sense as that falling down house with frequent visitors and slightly singed garage supposedly NOT being a sign for crack cocaine/other various methamphetamine distribution.
