Archive for June, 2011

In my experience there are two primary types of users on Facebook. The largest group is the ‘Liker’. The Liker roams their ever-expanding news feed, liking innumerable posts and offering short one-liner comments such as, “I’m sorry to hear that” or “Hang in there” on the emo posts, or “Glad to hear the news” and other sorts of simple acknowledgement for less /wrists related posts. (For the uninitiated, say “/” wrists aloud).

The second major group is the  ”Asshat”. They read each post with a discerning eye, looking for typos, logical fallacies, and any other nitpickable  statuses then attempt to bring embarrassment to the poster, or to divert the attention away from the original poster and onto themselves. There are a few other types of Facebook users but most are simply subcategories of these first two such as “Middle-Aged Housewives” which make up a significant portion of the ‘Liker’ population.

Comic from Pajama Forest

Some people will go to great lengths to reduce their “carbon footprint”. I suggest we just breathe a little less.

Our breathing accounts for almost 9% of all carbon emissions in the world.

But hey, what do I know.

comic from Roasty Toasty

It has been far too long since I’ve thrown anything up on here. I love the comics that you read… pause… then understanding sweeps over you, bringing humor mixed with mild revulsion. Nothing quite like it.

Comic from SMBC