Phrases like this make me giggle. Not school girl giggle, but more of a manly chuckle. Why did I say giggle? oh yeah, it’s A.M. and I don’t drink coffee (it makes my colon schizophrenic).

When you answer a question with the phrase “I’m not entirely sure” the only possible conclusion I can come to is that “you are entirely unsure”. Even though I love using them myself, ambiguous phrases really get my nerves frayed.

I guess not so much by regular people, but when public figures talk ad infinitum about nothing at all, it makes me want to sit in a toilet and expel all the crap I’ve recently been filled with.

So if you hear anyone using ambiguous phrases that is not me, stop listening.

comic from http://www.aperfectworld.org/