Sadly, it’s true that we should tell one in ten kids that they won’t find jobs. Actually, kids could easily be depressed thinking of the possibilities that are before them. Cancer, early onset diabetes, another Nicholas Cage movie…

But kids are always optimistic about stuff. I guess when you think that eating your boogers and imagining a stick can be anything, it’s not that bad.

Conclusion to the post? Be happy, eat your boogers.

The Bad Chemicals.