Archive for March 4th, 2010

I figured that with the tragic loss to Canada in hockey, I should post some comics to bring those northerners back down a notch or two. I know we just let them win so they could have a bit of pride for hosting the Olympics. Americans are too gracious. But since these comics were written by a Canadian it is completely acceptable to use them for insults. Not that I’d really have to worry about offending Canadians. What would they do? Come pour maple syrup on me? Maybe send down a blast of arctic air?

I will leave you with a few classic quotes from Canadian Bacon and Strange Brew. The two greatest movies about Canadians.

“Like maple syrup, Canada’s evil oozes over the United States.”

“Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year.”

“I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.”

comic from Hark! A vagrant.