Archive for March, 2010
-ism
March 31st, 2010 | 
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Zombies are obviously victims of racism, or fictional-character-ism… I blame this -ism on Stephanie Meyer for romanticizing vampires, and must again state that I will be forever in awe of someone who could write a teenage love saga involving Zombies.
vooooodoooooo
Is there an energy drink called voodoo? If not, I claim copyright. That’s a great name for an energy drink.
Voodoo: when you need that extra boost caused by Louisiana folk magic and crazy ladies, Voodoo!
It’s pelvic
Hipsters are possibly one of the great modern anomalies. While they do indeed stray from the social norm, such as flannel in the summer, girl’s jeans on boys, general ridiculous talk, they do so BECAUSE of the social norm.
If everyone wore skinny jeans cut into short shorts and wore thick rimmed glasses, not only would we be in the late 1970′s, but hipsters would be wearing cargo shorts with an A&F shirt with a puka shell necklace.
Point is, if you’re different based on the fact you do things completely opposite of socially accepted, You’re just as much trying to conform as everyone else that you despise. Chew on that while you claim to enjoy a folk rendition of Faust.
Can’t see it coming.
Happy Friday! Also, I dislike M. Night Shyamalan’s movies. The end. Actually, the ending of his movies are what is so terrible. The End…End.
Baby talk.
This exact scenario wouldn’t surprise me. Also my grandma saw the Chic-Fil-A commercial where the cows parachuted onto a field during the half-time show and said “Ooh! How did they get them to do that?”
But just in case you think your kid really is as special as the one giving financial advice (and apparently insulting Lindsey Lohan, since tried to sue them for what she thought was a joke at her expense) you should know. Chances are your perception is very biased. Your kid probably isn’t special (the good kind). Cheers.
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