Unintended

Ideologies often have some sort of unaccounted irony. I just love this because I am not a fan of vegetarians. Actually, they’re fine, so long as they don’t bother me when I’m biting into my ribeye, but Vegans are just awful people.
If you know a nice vegan, give them a cookie. Tell them it’s vegan, even if it’s chips ahoy. You can secretly chuckle about that forever.

