Archive for December, 2009

This also begs the question of sustainability. If the lotteries seek to improve the overall intelligence of people, then won’t that make them obsolete?

I’m going to play the lottery once. I will win that one time. It will be a great story, I’m just waiting for the right moment.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

I know a person who got a Snuggie for Christmas. It is not a nice gift. Millions were probably given as gifts. Hundreds were appreciated.

comic from chainsawsuit

To those of you in Oklahoma, please enjoy our first “white” Christmas since the beginning of the decade. However, if you have no clue how to drive in snow, please stay home. The night of Christmas Eve was just a disaster. Here are a few tips for the hundreds of cars stuck on the city streets.

A) Learn to drive.
B) Stopping in deep snow is a bad idea.
C) Accelerating through corners is not good.
D) Slamming on the gas when you start to slide is… quite silly.

I know that the only white powder Okies are used to is methamphetamine, but please, drive safely.

Comic from Bellen!

Does everyone remember when David Spade carries around what he thinks to be a moon rock but is actually a frozen turd from a plane? Did anyone also have a friend in college who wanted to watch Joe Dirt twice a week? I did, and I’m thankful for him. Merry X-mas folks.

http://eqcomics.com/

Christmas comics! I’ve got one for tomorrow as well, but I won’t see you before Christmas so, Merry Christmas, everyone!

http://thisisindexed.com/