Beards are awesome. Unfortunately if I grow a beard for the first month it looks like Joe Dirt’s beard that “Natually grows in all white-trashy like this.” Pity those who walk beside you with a clean face. They are jealous of your manly chin-stache, but they say they don’t grow one because the ladies like a smooth face. Secret: Women love beards. Women also love belching, fishing, sports playoffs, and public displays of scratching.

comic from Sheldon