Archive for June 18th, 2009
Will it blend?
June 18th, 2009 | 
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Unicorns are fascinating. Not fascinating like I’m an overweight acne scarred 37 year old living with his mom, but fascinating like who would think up such a thing? According to Alaska Robotics, unicorns tast like a good lobster, which is probably why they never really made it anywhere.
But back to my main point. Who thought it would be cool to take a horse and add… a HORN!!! because we all know that horses are much better with horns. Yeah, they can fly, but you really can’t ride them because that dadgum horn is in your way.
By the way, if this were an actuality, PETA would be pissed. Or would it be PETMC (people for the ethical treatment of mythological creatures)? doesn’t have the same ring to it.
