Archive for June 11th, 2009

We don’t really need to know as much as we’re trying to know. I’ll give examples, but will not be able to cite sources, seeing as my mind is like a bear trap and citations are as unnecessary as Carrot Top.

I heard recently on NPR, that’s right, about a study done by Oxford, or something of similar ilk, to the tune of a few hundred thousand dollars, that concluded after 6 years that ducks like water… I would say this is stupid, but I think there are probably more examples than I can fill this page with right now.

All that to say, who cares if Ducks like water? Are we going to see if they prefer paper or plastic? And what does a finding like that really benefit society with? happier ducks. And happier ducks mean this world can again reach a level of economic stability, the earth will cool back down, and every female will look astoundingly like Megan Fox/Jessica Alba and cook like they weren’t those people.

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