That’s what I’ve been doing wrong… Seriously though, for the life of me I can’t understand the opposite sex. The cartoon above is indeed a silly play on words/psychiatric aides, but it’s truth as well. Truth here lies in the fact that women are crazy. Not crazy bad, like Paula Abdul, just crazy. I don’t dare classify Ms. Abdul with the general female population, as the backlash from such categorization could indeed snap my neck in half.

I’m not going to continue this rant, however, because I don’t know what I’m talking about. The mysteries, complexities and inherent antithetical being that makes up the better half of man will have to remain just that.

So girls, go enjoy your Twilight, your emasculated folkloric beings, and Jude Law. I’ll continue to insist that a vegetarian vampire makes as much sense as two rabbis in a joke.

Cyanide and Happiness