Archive for May 17th, 2009

Hello with cheese

Emo Hulk is way cooler than regular Hulk. I imagine how awesome of a super hero he would have been if he turned green and killed random antagonists. Hulk exploding out of his car in rush hour, or throttling the lady at Bennigan’s who brought him a Coke instead of a Diet Pepsi. In the comic books he just ‘happens’ to get angry in time to save the day. Psh. How unrealistic…. Not that I’m worried about realism when I’m reading a comic about a science experiment that has gone wrong and turns a guy into a green monster whenever he is angry. The real story should be the scientist who discovered those amazing pants that can go from a 32″ waist to a 64″ waist without tearing open and revealing green dangly bits.