The coming week
The classier half of thefunniestpart has left for a Caribbean cruise, leaving yours truly in charge of the website for a week. This brings certain challenges to the administration of the website and our daily postings. To help you understand more about your authors, I have created a few graphs.


As you can see, Jordan plays an essential role. He is a dedicated administrator that really works hard to update on a daily basis and keep things running smoothly. On the other hand there is me… At least I’ve managed 33% of the posting. (The best 33%, what can I say. Quality over quantity.)
Unfortunately if anything goes wrong on the site during Jordan’s cruise we might be up the creek without a paddle. This chart illustrates my reasoning.

Here are a few more graphs of interest:


As you already know, we are awesome. Noted by the level of awe in the orange chart. Unfortunately this somehow does not correlate with finding dates. As you’ll notice in the seafoam green chart, I am trouncing Jordan. I gained this lead last week when the cashier at Wal-Mart accidentally brushed my hand with hers while returning my change.
I will be doing my best this week to keep our posts daily and to keep thefunniestpart from turning into a big, fat, train wreck.




I’m an old friend of Jordan’s and this may be the funniest thing I have seen on the web in awhile. You guys are awesome, keep up the good work!
i think “guys in affliction shorts” should fall under “douchebags”
also, i laughed out loud (spelled out for added emphasis) during the cashier rendezvous confessional.
2 funny… I guess after the cruise both Jordan and Jeremy % rate will go up as I saw them dancing with some Jamaican sea turtles. My wife, Theresa’s advice is to keep the Wal-Mart cashier in sight as she may still has a job after we all are jobless and someone needs to pay the bills. (once a mother alway’s a mother)
I think this one was fantastic. I would have not have understood it without the graphs. Good work funny man!