Archive for April 25th, 2009

The Deer Hunter is a classic movie. Unfortunately it is classic in the terms of Mark Twain’s definition, “A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.”

Fantastic acting, great story line. Unforunately marred by a four hour wedding scene involving Pennsylvania steel workers.

I tend to quote Mark Twain’s definition of a classic far too often because I like to hide behind how poorly read I am in the classics. It makes a great excuse while still sounding moderately intelligent since you’re quoting a classic author.

If you aren’t really impressive, you can still make them think you are.

Comic from the always delightful Kristian Nyg(funky A)rd at Optipess