Archive for April 21st, 2009
you’re a monster! eh…

Monsters are really all about monetary gain and making gutteral sounds that strike fear into everyone who can hear. Kind of like any screamo band. Screamo? really? No one can understand what you are saying, er… singing? surely it can’t be anything to important though, because I make similar sounds when I eat spoiled meat.
But really, wht will we use to describe evil at its purest? Monsters just remind kids of big furry blue John Goodman (his natural habitat) or a gelatinous Seth Rogen. Any way you look at it, calling someone a monster in thirty years will be to call them overweight, but generally of a cheery, yet misunderstood, disposition.

