Archive for April 13th, 2009
Pirates are what everyone is talking about

So to stave off scurvy, eat citrus fruits, to stave off pirates, act like a pirate. I think that’s the way it works. I wonder if the pirates in somalia are anything like Johnny Depp? And if they are, is their next form of commercial plunder going to be Secret Window 2? No, I liked Secret Window. Plus, talking limes!

