Archive for April 3rd, 2009
Poison is the greatest band of all time

You know how trends seem to repeat themselves? I just want the hair metal trend to be back in style in time for me to have my own kids who get swept up in it. For some strange reason I think I want to be the dad portrayed in most 80′s teen movies who just doesn’t “get it”. And then through some unscrupulous act of kindness by some big haired metal I will start to understand the kids, and then try using words like ‘boadcious’ and ‘radical’ and then the movie will end with my son being embarrassed by my use of hip terminology.

