To make a further allusion to something else not created by myself, I will refer to an episode of Family Guy. In this episode Peter, the oafish father who does ever so quirky things, has decided he’s a psychic. Throughout the episode, Peter continues to act like a psychic by doing the normal psychic thing of making generalized statements that appear to the gullible as some type of insight.

Basically, if you believe in psychics, I would like to sell you some ‘PSYCHIC PILLS’ that will automatically increase you’re psychic ability.

They may seem like normal Ibuprofen, and they may also alleviate some minor aches and pains, but they’re PSYCHIC PILLS!

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